The hosts of the show: Vladimir Ilinskiy, Jude Viktorovna, Natalia Konstantinovna, Olga Palna
My Size (Smash Your Head Against the Wall, 1971)
Ever since I first saw you I never seem to get you of my mind When I tried to say hello you tried to go, I made you stay behind Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
Remember when I lost my cool Shouted at you, you nearly hit the ceiling Your trying to make me feel like a fool Ignoring me you really hurt my feelings Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
I'm gonna bring you down to my size One of these days I'm gonna make you fall I'm gonna bring you down to my size Smash your head against the wall.
Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
I'm gonna bring you down to my size One of these days I'm gonna make you fall I'm gonna bring you down to my size Smash your head against the wall.
Ever since I first saw you, I never seem to get you off my mind When I tried to say hello, You tried to go I made you stay behind Now your always hangin' round You never touch the ground You make me feel so small Wish I was ten feet tall.
What Kind of People Are They? (Smash Your Head Against the Wall, 1971)
When you're hungry and your stomach's feeling thin You find the nearest restaurant and walk right in Says the waiter with a sigh You're not dressed without a tie And you bite your lips to keep the swear words in.
What kind of people are they What kind of people are they They've only got their jobs to do That's why they've got it in for you, you.
Have you ever sat behind a traffic jam When you'd get there quicker if you walked or ran When you finally get out, at the front of it no doubt You'll find a policeman causing chaos with his hand.
What kind of people are they What kind of people are they They've only got their jobs to do That's why they've got it in for you, you .
When you park your car in some deserted street Give the parking meter sixpences to eat When the money's been digested You'll find that you just invested In the profits of a traffic warden's beat.
What Are We Doing Here? (Smash Your Head Against the Wall, 1971)
What are we doing here Such a long way away from home We've been away so long Away so long away from home.
So what are we doing here In a place where we have no friends All we can do is sit and cry Let the time drag by and think of home.
Home, what a day that will be The faces of people we love that we'll see The memories of what we had left will return The present remains the past is just burned.
And there's only twenty-five days, six hours, and ten minutes And this'll all be five thousand miles away Whoops there goes another day I'm wishing my life away.
So what are we doing here Such a long way away from home We've been away so long Away so long away from home.
What are we doing here In a place where we have no friends All we can do is sit and cry Let the time drag by and think of home.
Home what a day that will be The faces of people we love that we'll see The memories of what we had left will return The present remains the past is just burned.
And there's only twenty-five days, six hours, and ten minutes And this'll all be five thousand miles away Whoops there goes another day I'm wishing my life away.
Heaven and Hell (Smash Your Head Against the Wall, 1971)
On top of the sky is a place where you go if you've done nothing wrong, If you've done nothing wrong. And down in the ground is a place where you go if you've been a bad boy, If you've been a bad boy.
Why can't we have eternal life, And never die, Never die? In the place up above you grow feather wings and you fly round and round, With a harp singing hymns.
And down in the ground you grow horns and a tail and you carry a fork, And burn away.
Why can't we have eternal life, And never die,
Never die?
Ted End (Smash Your Head Against the Wall, 1971)
Someone called the other day Said old Teddy Greenstreets passed away They buried him on Saturday, They said it was a lovely way to go In his sleep, didn't know a thing
His wife couldn't go Her second husband took her uptown to a show His sons and daughters emigrated said, It cost too much to travel home Sent a wreath and a sheath.
Isn't it a shame that no one came The funeral was quiet, but all the same He's much better off where he is now Rest in peace, Teddy.
Someone called the other day Said old Teddy Greenstreets passed away They buried him on Saturday, They said it was a lovely way to go In his sleep, didn't know a thing
Isn't it a shame that no one came The funeral was quiet, but all the same He's much better off where he is now Rest in peace, Teddy Rest in peace, Teddy
Apron Strings (Whistle Rymes, 1972)
Where am I gonna go? What am I gonna do? There's no one to guide me Now that I'm on my own I make my own decisions There's no one behind me.
I do my own talking Do my own walking Nobody on which to rely Do my own lying Do my own trying You never let your apron strings untie.
If I said I'm sorry that you've gone I'd be lying I feel more sorry for myself I'm crying, I'm crying.
Wish you'd have let me think And do for myself Knowing one day you'd leave me Knowing one day you'd die The least you could have done Is make sure that I could live easy
That I could I do my own talking Do my own walking Had a code that I could live by Do my own lying Do my own trying Make sure that I could get by.
If I said I'm sorry that you've gone I'd be lying I feel more sorry for myself I'm crying, I'm crying.
If I said I'm sorry that you've gone I'd be lying I feel more sorry for myself I'm crying, I'm crying.
I Feel Better (Whistle Rymes, 1972)
When I'm feeling blue I stick a pin in the picture of you Beside my bed and I feel better When I'm feeling sad I remember that you were the worst lay I ever had And I feel better.
Don't you try to tell me That I'm to blame You're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name.
When I'm feeling down I just throw the clothes that you left here around And I feel better.
When I'm feeling great It's only because I'm consumed with hate For you and I feel better.
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame When you're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name.
When I'm in the mood I shout all the swear words that you thought were rude And I feel better
When I feel alone I make obscene remarks on the telephone To you and I feel better.
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame When you're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name.
When I'm feeling blue I stick a pin in the picture of you Beside my bed and I feel better When I'm feeling sad I remember that you were the worst lay I ever had And I feel better.
Don't you try to tell me that I'm to blame When you're the one that ought to feel ashamed You can't keep an animal that ain't been tamed You didn't even know the fella's name. |